My esteemed colleague here at (un) Death-Match has argued eloquently on the matter of viral vampires vs. dachshunds. I will grant him my four-legged friends are the underdogs in this round. May I remind anyone who believes this is a situation that marks the demise of the dachshund in these proceedings that other underdogs have come out on top in the past:
Nobody expected Cujo to keep that family stuck in their car for three days.
Nobody expected Snoopy to be capable of shooting down the Red Baron thus ending the First World War.
Nobody expected Benji to outsmart the hunters.
The moral? Every dog has his day.
So let sleeping dogs lie, viral vamps. Let. Them. Lie.
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