My friends on this blog are scared to read both after dark. Why? Because of the viral vampires contained within the pages of the above.
To that I say, in the eloquent words of Deanna: pffft.
So, in a mini (un) Death-Match round, David S. Ward will be defending these so-called menaces. I’m putting aside werewolves this round to contend that there is another creature, dear to my heart, that could open up a can of Whoop Ass™ on these new fiends: dachshunds.
That’s right. Because after having recovered recently from another virus called conjunctivitis or, in laymen’s terms, pinkeye I’m pretty sure my four-legged friend is fiercer.
So there you have it. Voting is now open. Cast your vote in the poll on the upper left side of the page (for dachshund, of course).
Oh, and we’re offering prizes! Best pro-dachshund and pro-viral vampire comments throughout the round will win stuff. So go comment below or on any of the other upcoming posts in this round.