1) They Probably Shed
Think about it – it’s not like they are derived from poodle stock. Big massive wolf-men mean big massive hair balls. Ugh.. imagine the shower drain in your neighbourhood werewolf’s house.. ewwww.
2) Transformations are uncontrolled, and monthly.
The lady-fans can attest that PMS is bad enough; monthly mood swings, cramps, blood. Times than by 100 and I figure you have “The Change”. And I say.. no thank you.
3) Werewolves are cannibals.
That takes care of all of you vegetarians, now doesn’t it? Like zombies and vampires, werewolves are all about the delicacy known as.. You. Your guts in particular, it would seem.
4) Werewolves are S-M-R-T.
I know you dog-people would love to argue, but on the grand scheme of things, I’d rather have a person’s IQ than a wolf’s. Opening a gate was about the most impressive thing arttibuted to wolf intellegence.
5) Werwolves are ugly.
SRSLY.





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January 24, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Deanna
All I have to say is read Kelley Armstrong’s “Bitten”.
That would be how I got turned onto werewolves.
January 24, 2010 at 9:51 pm
Kevin
What a complete load if hoohaa. Well maybe hair issues but thats it.
January 25, 2010 at 2:58 am
Zahydee
After reading KA’s Bitten & Stolen … I cannot agree …
January 31, 2010 at 3:26 pm
lighttan
You know, I love Kelley’s werewolves too. But let’s admit one thing – her werewolves are not very traditional. They are the best possible iteration of the myth – they don’t eat people, they change at will, they become full wolves, and they are all gorgeous, university educated and wealthy.
I can’t fight perfection, but I can trash thier forefathers!
February 2, 2010 at 11:55 pm
Deanna
True enough. Kelley’s wolves just changed my outlook on werewolves in general. And really the main thing I like about them is that they change from completely human to completely wolf (physically), the looks, money, education etc. are just the cherry on top. Besides, I love Derek too (from ‘The Summoning’, ‘The Awakening’, ‘The Reckoning’) and he doesn’t have looks, money or a university degree (though he is a genius so that one probably doesn’t count).
February 4, 2010 at 11:55 am
Tan Light
I think Derek is probably kinda cute once his acne clears up… (book 3)
June 21, 2010 at 3:19 am
Amanda
Ok, first off being a werewolf has got to be cool. second they are REAL i saw one on a full moon outside my bedroom with its yellow eyes. I took a picture and still have it! TAKE THAT SCIENCE!
June 21, 2010 at 9:13 am
tan
Amanda.. you have GOT to post that picture!
June 21, 2010 at 10:01 am
katiekruger
For real, Amanda..! Have you read Shiver by Maggie Stiefvater?